Breakfast Pastry Reform - Unisex Tee

In hushed circles in Washington DC they're plotting, fueled by big cereal's lobbyists and the Spoon Makers Union. They want to reform breakfast into a bland, oat-based affair and the first step is sending federal agents into your kitchen to confiscate every Brown Sugar, S'Mores and Wildberry Pop Tart in your cabinets. Show the world your firm handle on world's true threats and your brazen response that will surely make the government think twice before coming for your pastries.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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